Barbecue a la Française
Sunday June 25th 2006, 12:00 am
Filed under: daily life,food and drinks,stories

sausages Perhaps these cases were isolated, but my experiences at BBQs chez French people’s houses involve…well, heavy in the stomach mega-hungry-man amounts of meat eating. Yeah, I know that’s what’s the main ingredient at a barbecue but I am simply AMAZED at the level of meat consumption there is – And very negligent in the vegetable category. Imagine the food pyramid here!! Top tier: meat. Second tier: meat: Third: meat and one speck of the corner: potatoes.

A while back we had a BBQ chez my French inlaws; they had sausages, big slabs of steak and that’s about it but really a lot of it. No skewered kebabs, ribs, shrimp, burgers, marinated chicken or vegetables to bbq, you know? (Being from California, I got really used to eating vegetables.) To-date, I’ve noticed no marinated meats at BBQs here. It’s just that during the summer, I really like a light fare, fresh crisp salads and vegetables with a little bbq is great. It was a surprise.

My mummy-in-law drops eight (yes, eight!) BBQed sausages on my plate, so I then ask out loud, “Who wants sausages?” She says, “But! Those are for you.” (I didn’t eat beef at the time so I had to eat the pork).

Me: “ALL those sausages are for me?!! I only want one, two max.” These are not teeny tiny breakfast links but rather, 10-inch-ish long pork sausages. That one plate of sausages alone was more meat than I’d eaten in the last 10 years total! (of course, that has changed since my vegetarian days and definitely since living in France. Now, just call me PT Carnivore)

I look over to my S.O. to push some sausages onto his plate but his is already piled mile high with gobs of BBQed meat. He smiled as he saw the panicked look on my face as I imagined me later turning into a contorted pretzel in agony while having cardiac arrest. “Ok, one or two and even possibly (but a stretch) three but EIGHT?!” I hadn’t even begun eating and felt tight-chested. Right about then, a glass of water sounded great for dinner.

After calming down a little, I got up to look for some fresh vegetables, salad or something that could, you know, even by a mere thread of hope, offset the terrible effects of all the meat I was about to assault my body with. I didn’t see anything.

S.O.: “What are you looking for?”

Me: “The sides. Is there a salad or some veggies anywhere?”

S.O.: They’re coming.”

Me: “What’s coming??”

S.O.: “French fries.”

Me: “Great.”

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This is hilarious !
(You didn’t mention any greasy, salty snacks served with the pre-dinner aperitif as is customary)

Comment by Marvin Gardens 06.25.06 @ 12:36 am

omg! you’re right marivin. the chips, nuts, instant guacamole and a drink.

Comment by ptinfrance 06.25.06 @ 1:16 am

the Japanese don’t have very much veggies either at their BBQ’s, and their BBQ’s aren’t done on a grill but on a hot plate (which isn’t BBQ if you ask me)…must be an American thing to have veggies??

Comment by Kat 06.25.06 @ 4:52 am

This was very funny, indeed. I have not been at a French barbecue for at least the past two years, but there was one at my cousin’s – I think it was three or four summers ago. He served huge slabs of beef, like I had never seen, even in the U.S. But there were vegetables too, although I can’t remember what they were. But those sausages, yikes!

Comment by Elisabeth 06.25.06 @ 12:04 pm

Yikes! Sounds just like an italian barbecue. All meat, a smattering of grilled vegs, and bottles and bottles of wine. NO BEER!! (Or atleast at the one we’re always invited to every July). When we finally get set up so that we can host a bbq for our neighbors, I’m turning them on to all things american and then some. I’ll even make some hawaiian raw fish salad and see how that goes over.

Regarding all of your previous posts (and Lulu has a great smile!), I’ve made a mental note on those chausson aux pommes and will be searching the grocery aisles for them chicken-flavored chips. We’re all set to go, I was able to book online through likhom.com Hope it won’t disappoint! I can’t wait to stuff my bags with cheese and mirabelles!!!!!!

Comment by rowena 06.26.06 @ 6:02 am

Hé ! That’s not true ! At least at home, we always have all types of salads with a BBQ (ok, some potatoe salad and taboulé but also carrots and regular green salad). Quite often, I think, you will get ‘aluminium wrapped and baked in the fire’ potatoes…
And yes, marinated meats are just starting to reach us, mostly chicken…
But the things we don’t do on BBQ are burgers, as surprising as it may seem for Northern american ;-)

Comment by Carole 06.29.06 @ 3:56 am

and let us not forget that they don’t eat potato salad here!!!

Comment by Stefanie 06.29.06 @ 9:17 am

I think you don’t go to familly dinner for such event like wedding. We begin them with a cocktail around 4 pm of course thera are some food like “cakes salés (au thon, au jamnon et olives)” and some salty food. After we go to the tables around 8 pm and we eat, drink, dance till 1 to 4 am. We eat 1 or 2 dishes “entrée”, one main course, the sorbet with alcool, another main course, cheese with salad and one or 2 deserts. At the end we eat onion soup with melted cheese. Some foreigners ares astonished. I precise that the parts are not little. so if you will be invited you’ll have to eat less than usually at noon.

Comment by Missteigne 09.08.06 @ 7:01 pm

This is so true! What is it with the summer meat fest? How ironic that the French, with their reputation for balanced eating and proper meals, let it all hang out come bbq season whereas we Americans (home of McDo, liter-sized coke cups, and 24/7 eating) should balance our bbqs with some veggies.

I always lobby for some grilling space for my zucchini, eggplant, and what not!

Comment by Christina Rebuffet-Broadus 06.08.10 @ 6:52 am



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