Comments on: 205 Ways to Say “Penis” in French

By: AD

AD — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:54:34 +0000

Hi dude ! We’ve got an other way to say Penis : “La Poutre de Bamako” Enjoy (and in Britanny we don’t say rabistouquette )

By: James Levié

James Levié — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:22:50 +0000

Vié is not a mispelling of vit. This is the provençal translation of vit.

By: Matthew Verge

Matthew Verge — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:12:24 +0000

In Quebec, I’ve been called Mr Dick.

By: rugerio

rugerio — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:19:43 +0000

I think there may be at least one more.
My Algerian brother-in-law called it La ‘Bibbe’
I guess that accounts for what a ‘Bib’ is in English; a kinda tail.

By: Oleev

Oleev — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:48:01 +0000

You forget the one of my region : la snale (from Burgundy).

By: Imp Teaser

Imp Teaser — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:10:09 +0000

To all asking if English had as long a list: longer… most of them compiled by the late, great George Carlin. I used to have a poster of the words and phrases that he had collected over the years since coming out with his routine- “The Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV”

By: marc moore

marc moore — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:30:51 +0000

u can also say it (Le bebil).

By: Ted Daniels

Ted Daniels — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 01:21:10 +0000

If “bazooka” is obscene, so is “bazouka.”

By: phil

phil — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:43:06 +0000

HOW DO YOU SAY PENIS IN FRENCH?
GEORGE BUSH

By: katie

katie — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:28:09 +0000

I LOVE LA BAGUETTE MAGIQUE!!! HAHAA FABULOUS LIST

By: cara

cara — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:47:13 +0000

* le sucre d’orge…but this is a children’s clothing label too? ick. but the faucet of love one is great.

By: ptinfrance

ptinfrance — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 13:35:43 +0000

au contraire michele, this list SHOULD be added to the curriculum. you can even dedicate a test to the subject

By: Michele

Michele — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:29:45 +0000

I really hope my students don’t find this list. It’s fabulous!

By: Carole

Carole — Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:19:07 +0000

No problem, I know that you find Elizabeth comments more interesting than mine that’s all

By: ptinfrance

ptinfrance — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 17:54:51 +0000

oops. lost of couple of comments yesterday during a site maintenance. sorry carole! here they are: Pfiouuu, that was a long list of penis names… It seems that the french men are quite interested in the subject ;-) Do you know if there are that many names in English ? from carole =================== you can find some here where it says “synonyms” my favorite on the list: mr. happy from ptinfrance

By: Richard

Richard — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:40:31 +0000

Awesome.

I especially like is le trois-pièces cuisine.

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 00:05:02 +0000

this is funny even though I don’t understand french!

By: etienne

etienne — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 22:44:16 +0000

funny stuff! one of my favorites is \”la veuve et les 2 orphelines.\”

By: redstripe

redstripe — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:18:06 +0000

Wow…some of those are pretty graphic.

By: Sequoa

Sequoa — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:43:03 +0000

The funniest is “verge”.
I’m french and in South Africa, I saw a board “No parking on the verge”.

Great list btw. I learn couple

By: LA Frog

LA Frog — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:16:34 +0000

Hilarious! My favorite has got to be “le chauve à col roulé” [the bald man with a turtle neck].

By: Elisabeth

Elisabeth — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 13:17:20 +0000

Great list! I would never have thought of going to Wikipedia to find anything like this. I wonder if the English language is as rich on that front.